AHNA

A hot chick with a crude sense of humor. A sexy woman who uses her vocab from the Urban Dictionary in virtually all situations. A fine lady who is fascinated by all things related to the Lincoln Log, Cincinnati Central Air and any similar details from our Nation's heritage.

At thanksgiving dinner, Ahna offered her bidet for me to give my prison wallet a jacuzzi butt boost. Once I finished playing snake charmer in her texting office, I realized this fine rectal rinse will come in handy after our weekly douchy, because Raman noodles get everywhere and grape Kool-Ade stains.