Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.

"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."

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Yolo'd

When careless and impulsive behavior results in tragic and unforeseen circumstances.

"Hey man, what happened to Jake last night?"

"Dude, he did like eight Jagerbombs and totaled his car, he's dead!"

"Woah, yolo'd..."

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