ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

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spell wreck

When spell check software changes your correct spelling to something else it THINKS is correct.

Rocky: Hey Adam, how come when you sent me that word document containing my resume, my name was spelled "Rocky Hammer" instead of "Rocky Hammond"?

Adam: Awe...sorry dude! The spell wreck software mustn't have recognized "Hammond" as a real word.

Rocky: Are you trying to say what I feel isn't real?

Adam: No...I'm trying to say my spell check wrecked your name. Don't worry, McDonald's won't look at your resume that closely anyway.

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