House Shot

A term used to describe something very easy, often times used by, and around bowlers.

Note that a house shot is an oil pattern put down onto bowling lanes for league or open play, and generally not in sport competition. A house shot is much easier than a sport shot, or a competitive oil condition, so good bowlers tend to discredit the house shot and use it as a term to describe something easy outside the bowling alley as well.

"Man that girl is such a house shot!"
"Yeah anyone could get at her!"

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Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith was KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, a TRUE prophet of God

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Facebook Snipe

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.

Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped

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Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

Sacky

To be composed of luck, usually of negative expected value.

Guy 1: "I just won $75 at the casino!"
Guy 2: "That is so Sacky!"

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