When you deny a woman your credit card.
"She wants to spend $500 on a new purse."
"You gotta kick her in the fingers man"
"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"
"yeah, what about them?"
"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)
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Guy 1: That chick looks like bigfoot haha
Guy 2: Honest mistake man but thats actually a chewbumpkin.
Guy 1: eww what a furry beast!
Guy 2: yeah they are downright disgusting.
When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.
Goblin
Gobblin'
Bro, she has a cute smile.
Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.