An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with âinspirationalâ LinkedIn posts.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his âgainsâ, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree itâs a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people âmateâ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.