Cob

Someone who is worthless, lazy, dirty and useless. Like a corn cob. Worthless and not even good enough to wipe your butt with.

Look at his yard, it is a total mess with trash and old cars. He is just too lazy to scratch his own ass. He is such a cob.

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Pedi Buddy

The one friend that you always get a pedicure with. You should never cheat on your pedi buddy with another friend.

I always get my pedicure's with Shasta, she is my pedi buddy! She would never get a pedi with her Mama!