cheapass

One who is a miser.

John wouldn't lend me a dollar. He is such a cheapass.

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holy roller

n. A devout Christian who oppresses others' beliefs under the condition that those beliefs are inconsistant with the oppressor's. See also psychotic neofacist bitch.

Gary's mom is a fucking holy roller.

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burgertime

Kickass NES game from the 80s.

! pwn7 j00 !n 8u|293|27!m3!!

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jackie paper

Rolling paper used to smoke marijuana. Derived from the song Puff the Magic Dragon, which rumors say is about smoking weed.

Yo man....i ran out of jackie paper....i need some for tonight

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Velveeta

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

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Ghetto Fishing

Also ghettofishing. When one ties any paper currency to the end of a fishing line, places it in a public walkway, and hides. As the victim reaches for the dollar, one slowly reels it in to appear that it is blowing in the wind, leading the victim on a dollar-chase, thereby 'catching' them.

We caught lots of cheapasses while we went ghettofishing with a dollar bill.

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