Hitler Shit.

When you go for a dump in a public toilet but there’s no lock on the door, so you resort to keeping people out by pressing your outstretched arm against the door preventing it from opening.

Resembles a Nazi salute, more prominent whilst trying to wipe your arse.

Mate there was no lock on the bog door, had to hold it shut whilst squeezing my head., looked like a Nazi salute.

Ah yes the good old Hitler Shit.

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Greggs Troupe

Named after a shop specialising in high calorie baked goods, pies, sausage rolls, cakes.

A group of ladies of the larger variety, usually friends, hanging out together/hitting bars and clubs. Being loud, obnoxious, over the top laughing.

Fuck sake, I see the Greggs Troupe have walked in.

Swelt

An extremely sweaty person.

Put some deodorant on you swelt!!