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Twilight

A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOOK/MOVIE SERIES THAT MAKES LITTLE GIRLS THINK ALL MEN WILL BE THERE FOR THEM AND MAKES THE ACTORS PEDOPHILES AS THEY ONLY CARE FOR THOSE AUDIENCES AND NO ONE ELSE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM. BELLA IS A SELF LOATHING BITCH WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF DURING THE FUCKING FIRST 5MINS OF THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY WILL THE OTHER CHARACTERS BE HAPPY, BUT THE AUDIENCE CAN REST IN PIECE AND NOT HEAR HER MONOTONOUS MAN VOICE TALK ABOUT HOW SHE LOVES A MAN WHO'S OVER 110

WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!

Bella still has some of his old man foreskin down her throat; what a whore!

Bella is Gay

Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.

Twilight is for shiteaters

by Blunger October 28, 2009

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