Motherless

Me

“Wow you’re motherless?”
“Yeah.”
“.”
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“Yeah.”

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Canaenae

Amazing. If you have a canaenae you are a certified sex offender, and will live a long, fulfilling life.
Cat ears, fluffy tail, high moan, what is there to not want?

Wow you have a canaenae?
Yeah, she’s in my basement.

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