oogly

When a person is so ugly, that their ugliness frightens people.

"That last girl you dated, was ugg lly"! "She wans't that bad, and she had a good personality" "You trippin, that girl was so ugly, that she was oogly!!"

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walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

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spreadsheet

A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.

The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.

Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all

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you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

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cnbc

Consumer News and Business Channel (CNBC for short); owned by General Electric that provides business and consumer based programming covering the stock market, world currency and events that affect the economy. Primarily watched by people with over 90% of their total networth in stock market, who haven't yet come to terms with the notion of diversification.

Also the only network to date, who has been able to do the impossible -- which is combine extremely hot women who also happen to be extremely smart, which is a rarity (ie. Liz Claman, Maria Bartiromo and Bertha Coombs)

Dude, turn it on cnbc, I just bought some AAPL stock yesterday

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cunted

if you've been hit by a cunt, you've been cunted

wow matt just got himself cunted

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equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life

Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody

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