The Novy Special

When you are sitting in a closet watching your friend fuck his girlfriend while you are masturbating. Right before you cum, you jump out of the closet and cum on his girlfriends face and proceed to leave the room in a fast and orderly manner.

I was at a party and gave my best friends girlfriend The Novy Special.

!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!

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pachios

creep, weirdo, sketch ball

You are pachios for doing that.

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cunnilinguist

one who orates a variety of cunniligus.

cuntoisseur bo got the 4 poon salute for being a cunniligiust.

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shep

A mildly retarded sheep which exhibits self-destructive tendencies, and is good for kicking.

"Aww, man, that shep took it right in the face. Let's try again."

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carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.

I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.

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sidewalk sissy

gay male street whore

look at that sidewalk sissy standing there

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c^2

the act of squaring an arbitrary letter for the purpose of sounding intelligent.

tammy fatfat told me she was skinny when i was drunk. in the morning i realized tammy fatfat was c^2 last night.

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