Phantom Friend

Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.

Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.

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