Lexie

The girl of your dreams. The source of happiness. Beauty incarnate.

Symptoms of extended contact with Lexie include loss of interest in all other things, insomnia, and the loss of the ability to frown.

see also:

perfect, angel, amazing, beautiful, dream

Rob: "Dude, I know you just saw Lexie today but can you FOCUS?"
Bob: "Nope."

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Dick a la carte

n. A male booty call or side piece. The male version of a "mistress". Dick on the side, without the relationship main course.

"nah gurl he ain't my boyfriend! He just my dick a la carte."

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