yo momma jokes

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life

4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

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