Slurp-a-durp 3000

Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it

I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!