sky Badger

The lesser known sky badger is a small striped animal that flies through the air with grace and presence. Sky badgers are approximately 1-2cm in length and have stripes, similar to the contemporary badger. They burrow to find their home and collect pollen. Sky badgers are often referred to as 'bees'.

"Look at that sky badger!"
"That's not a fish badger, it's a sky badger"
"Ow, I've been stung by a sky badger"
"That sky badger's honey is nice"

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fish badger

A fish badger is a fish-flavoured badger. The only difference between a normal badger and a fish badger is the taste. There is no difference in fur, texture or general behaviour. Many fish badgers go undetected due to this. Often confused with 'contemporary badger' and sometimes confused with 'fish badger'.

"My God, this one's a fish badger"
"I'm a fish badger, if you don't believe me, suck my paw"
"Why do fish badgers exist?"

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