underdunking

lack of wanting to do homework in the university due to much wanting to do drinking in the sunshine.

not doing homework and skipping class because outside and drunk is preferable.

fuck homework... i feel like underdunking! meet you in the park, you get the cider.

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protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

fixtians

followers of fixtianity - the religion of fixed-gear bicycles. highly juxtaposed with homosexualism.

Jonathon: man, those guys really love their fixies!
Andy: yeah, they're totally fixtians!
Jonathon: ...are they making out now?

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Sharp Toothbrush

something to cut your teeth on

man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.

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