Snorb

A "Snorb" or Snorbs" is a person at work who has more authority and he deserves. Attributes may include staring at Excel spreadsheets, attending pointless meetings, and demanding meaningless metrics to be observed in the business.

A "Snorb" is unaware of his own limitations and does not depend on others for their expertise to build up the team. He will reveley dismiss valuable input from experts.

Snorbs tried to tell our Data Scientist how to do a projection model using "simple algebra"

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV)

\ ˈre-stiŋ bich ˈvȯis\

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) is a colloquialism in the fashion of "Resting Bitch Face (RBF)"

The event occurs when someone says something in a monotone and snarky way without knowing they said it.

One may imagine if a "Karen" started to speak. She may have resting bitch face AND resting bitch voice.

Cory: Why did you do it THAT way?!
Carter: Be careful, you are speaking with Resting Bitch Voice (RBV)

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Iterative Regression

/ˈidəˌrādiv,ˈidərədiv/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "linear regression".
"Iterative Regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Also see: Logistical Regression

Carter's co-worker was "short"-sighted in their abilities. When challenged on the amount of data science she produced the co-worker responded erroneously "We do iterative regression every day".

Gay Chicken

"Gay Chicken" , covertlty abbrivuated "G.C." is a game one may play with a friend or colleague by which to determine if the same sex friend will or will not engage in a gay activity.

In one event the actors may move closer and closer for a kiss. The first one to move away is a chicken, because, hey, what's wrong with a little kiss among friends?

Other events may include touching, or moving a hand up a thigh.

Cory: Hey Carter, want to play Gay Chicken?
Carter: Hell yes!

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Polymandry

/ˈpälēˌmandrē,ˌpälēˈmandrē/
A play on the word "polyandry" when a wife takes more than one husband.

Poly-man-dry is the occurrence when you find out your best friend has another man friend on the side.
Man1: "Hey, do you want to watch the Superbowl this weekend?"
Man2: " Sorry, I'm hanging with my other man friend"

Carter is practicing polymandry, he has another best friend on the side.

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".