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Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.
Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.
4π 1π
The act of ones testicles shriveling up and getting hard due to the cold climate and weather.
Person 1: Dude, I'm getting a Ballrection
Person 2: Hard, tiny nuts?
Person 1: YEAH BRO!
30π 7π
The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.
Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
9π 1π
The act of having horribly smelling armpits.
Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.
Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.
Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.
Person 1: It's cool bro.
The act of saying something very stupid, when the apparent choice is no longer present in the given situation.
For Instance...
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!
Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO
When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth
Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.
Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?
Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.
20π 1π
When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.
Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?
Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.
Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!
Person 2: No you don't... where is it?
Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.
32π 5π