Random
Source Code
Random
The art of wearing a rubber dogs mask, whilst watching somebody masturbate their way into their birthday.
I'm going to don my alsatian mask and carry out a dirty cuthbert on Elijah - he turns 26 in 15 minutes!
A pointless individual who leaches onto the anus of somebody more important, a bottom feeder who sits dormant, passing shit, occasionally popping out to make an appearance and attempting to contribute to the situation (often criticising others in the process) but ultimately adds nothing of any value.
Jo: "Mark only survives in his job because he's constantly brown nosing the director"
Rob: "Yeah he's a proper bum urchin!!!"
Nick: "Tick in the box!!"