A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.
Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."
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man i farfed
man you farfed?
yeah
Farf : a big stinky shit like so massive it ruptures spacetime. like so big and hot and liquidy you fucking explode. a massive fucking dookie running down gods leg, sent to cause death and chaos.