Cuban Fatboy

An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.

Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!

Cyril: Why so old chap?

Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

Cyril: Huzzah!

Archibald: Huzzah!

Vaboon

An ugly or discoloured vagina which is said to resemble a baboon's arse

Jim: How was the date last night bro? Did she put out?

Cliff: Yeah, the slag had a proper vaboon

Jim: Errr did you still tap it though?

Cliff: Blates

(They hi 5)

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