EBiL

Evil, except in much more severe terms. Like, just think of the word "evil" times 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

My Chinese teacher is SOOOOO EBiL, because she rapes all her students, eats their internal organs, and then sells the remaining corpses on eBay. Plus, she jacks-off to pictures of starved kids in Africa.

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Spence School

The Spence School is an all-girls school founded in 1892 that harbors a lot of really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY HOT girls.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend is from Spence, and she is SO FUCKING HOT, especially in bed, just like the motto says.

I've done girls from every single all-girls school in New York, but apparantly, the Spence School's motto is right: "Spence girls do it better."

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Bloody Pelican

A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"

Guy 2: "How was it"

Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"

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