Memes

1. The savior for most depressed people. They circulate the internet, spreading joy and laughter. They make people not be die, and die themselves in their place.

My friend: Hey, man. Those memes made me not drink bleach.
Me: Yeah. I saw them at school and laughed so hard I dropped my gun.
My friend: Yeah. Too bad their dead now.

Reject

What your crush did to you

So sorry that your crush rejected you again
(I'm not)

mometized

When you think you have a large following, but it's all just your mom's friends

Wow, dad I've got so many subscribers, I'll be monetized soon.
No, son. You're just mometized.