German Sanchez

When a man takes out his penis after anal sex and then dabs his feces covered Steele Johnson on the woman's upper lips leaving her with a Hitler Mustache

Krieg: how was your night with Sam last night?
Zieg: great dude, I gave her a German Sanchez.

Krieg: oh, dude you know she is Jewish right?
Zieg: whoops

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Complimate

An insult disguised as a compliment used to secretly burn slower individuals. Can also be used to bait internet bullies who will foolishly think you tried to spell compliment

Paul: wow that was a really nice thing you said about tori
Me: nah fuck her it was a Complimate I meant the opposite of it. And I bet that bully Liz will foolishly pounce on it and make a fool of herself.

Paul: lol
Me:lol

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