Zedjealous

"Zedjealous" or "zealous jealous" is a phrase used to describe a person showing an irrational disliking something because they are jealous of it.

This could be the dislike of a person because of their advantages or achievements, or an object if the jealous individual wishes they had the foresight or means to obtain it.

Zedjealous people often have so little to look forward to in their own lives that they show irrational hatred towards those that do. - Zedjealous people are otherwise known as sad little bastards.

Rob: "Your car is shit!"

Clive: "Got a reason?"

Rob: "You're gay!"

Clive: "Zedjealous bitch!" *walks away*

Bedwetter

A 'bedwetter' is someone who has bladder control problems and accidentally urinates during sleep.

The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.

Such individuals are often commonly called:

Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.

Bob: "Clive drives a shit-ass French car!"

Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"

Bob: -

Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"

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