green slime

British, (military) slang: Military Intelligence

Just got word from the green slime. Anti-aircraft emplacements are here at these coordinates.

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Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."