handihole

Somebody is who is handicapped and is an asshole about it.

That guy who purposely bumps you in the shins with his motorized wheelchair (then laughs in your face) every time you see him in line at the coffee shop is a fucking handihole!

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bmw

"Big Mormon Wagon"

-My neighbors have a huge BMW
-What is it.....a 12 series?
-Nah it's a huge suburban man, the preferred transport of the Mormon kind.

Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.

Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”

Good

Awesome

Good is awesome

El-Trash-O

The only stop before going to modern day hell, Juarez. It’s not just a funny word, it’s fkn real!
Not known for much aside from being able to look over the fence into the worst part of Mexico and be grateful the dogs carcasses seen hanging from fence posts for tacos are not what you have to eat., or the headless corpses hanging from bridges.

Probly tits if you want to live large with minor expenses…or work for the only good job in town, Union Pacific.

- Hey guy heard your heading to Eagle Pass for work. If you stop in El-Trash-O. Stop by Anton Chirguh’s casa if you spend any time there.

- Was that a vague reference to Juarez?
- Si mira!!!