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When a chick looks amazing from behind, only to turn around and face you with an old and/or ugly mug.
"She looked so hot, little did I know she was a Turnaround Hound. What the fuck was I looking at?"
Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.
"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!รขยย
When your girlfriend is behaving in a totally irrational manner due to the stress of the day, taking her anger out on her poor innocent boyfriend.
"Uh oh Joe, look at the butcher knife in her hand. Looks like she's gonna be Sunday Stephanie today!
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A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet
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