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1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.
2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
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(in Halo) A camper in online multiplayer whose tactic is to use the Needler weapon in an attempt to score long-distance kills.
Quite commonly seen on the "Hang Em' High" map, although not limited to it.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go play Halo multiplayer on this server?
Person 2: Fuck no, every time I enter that map there are a bunch of needler pussies on that fucking ledge!
Person 1: What the hell is a needler pussy?
Person 2: I'll tell you later...
A shopping mall that was located in Akron, Ohio. At one time it was the best shopping in the area, with a sparkling orange fountain near the main entrance and undoubtedly the largest selection of stores, but then mall management chose to employ cheaper security guards rather than off-duty police officers. Gangs started to appear around the premises and the mall declined. After October 2008, the mall closed, was abandoned, and was torn up by shitbag vandals and gangsters, ruining any chances of the mall ever being revitalized.
Gained widespread notoriety when Seph Lawless took pictures of the snow-filled atrium in 2015, after vandals shot out the mall's skylights. Sadly, it's demolished now.
John: Hey, remember that big mall somewhere in Akron? The one with the orange fountain?
Timothy: You're talking about the Rolling Acres Mall. Man, I had good childhood memories at that place, sad to see it being demolished.
RIP Rolling Acres Mall.
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Something you never, ever want to experience while playing an online game.
John: Wow Billy, you're on a killing spree!
Billy: GOD DAMMIT! I WAS KICKED FOR HIGH PING!
John: Then you should probably consider upgrading your internet.
An online group full of annoying "roleplayers", horny teenagers, pedophiles, hackers, butthurt 9 year olds, stupid people who think they're talented by shouting a few words, (like Damn Daniel, o my god he need some milk, etc.) gamers, and assholes that have nothing better to do than insult people for no reason and call others out for one little typo in a message. Often spotted in chat rooms.
Hello everybody, and I'm your host. Today we will be looking at The Average Internet Community.
Alex (any rp): Heyy everyone
Hornyteen: Hey my sexy love :3
Hornyteen: wanna exchange nudes? ill send a boob pic :)))
Alex (any rp): Sure :3
PedoMan: Ooooh sexy. Very nice, cant wait to see those pics.
Hornyteen: Eeewww ur disgusti ng u pedo...
XXXEPICHACKSXXX: Um hey guys. Just stopped by to say that I'm hacking the NSA.
xxCallOfDutyRocksxx: NOOOOOOOO!!!11! FUCK YOU MY DAD WORKD AT THE NSAA FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!11111 X(((((((((((((
Decent Human Being: What is going on in this chat room?
IAMSOTALENTED: HEE NEED SOEM MILK!!!!!
Asshole: @Decent LOL bitch. Get the fuck out of this chat room.
Decent Human Being: What?
So, as you can see, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS.
An old MIDI file created by Passport Designs (also known as Passport Music Software) which was originally introduced with Microsoft Windows 3.0 Multimedia Edition and retained through Windows 2000, although most famously included with Windows 3.1 and Windows 95. When installing a new sound card like a Sound Blaster or setting up an external MIDI synthesizer, this was always the first file you'd try to make sure your hardware worked properly.
The file is essentially a MIDI version of "Trip Through the Grand Canyon" composed by George Stone, hence the name Canyon.mid.
Me in 1994: Launch Windows Media Player, open Canyon.mid, press the play button and cross my fingers that my new Sound Blaster 16 works!
When Google's pieces of technology such as their Self-Driving cars go insane and turn against humanity, you can kiss our already filthy planet goodbye.
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