Pikachu

when a mouse sneezes it sounds like pik and when an electric socket shocks you it goes achu

(im ash ketchum) PIKACHU USE LIGHTNING BOLT

Fingle-Dwarf

when a gang of dwarves climb on each other and are taller than you

Dude: RUN FINGLE-DWARF
Dwarf gang: Ima go and get yo

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Math

mental abuse to humans #MeanTeachers #HateLife #MentalBreakdown

i love math because i have no soul

Teacher

the person that makes it, so when you get home you hate human beings because jokes are against the law according to teachers

my teacher is the worst

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Sharma Llama

a breed of mountain bear, lion, llama that spits acid and has lion teeth aaaannnnddd also looks like a bear

Bear Grylls: Look out for them wild Sharma Llama's, they'll get 'Ya

Thingy Ma Bob

when you cant remember the damn name of something so you call it a Thingy Ma Bob

Dude: Wheres the thingy ma bob
Man: whats that
Dude: dunno where is it though