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A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.
See also: Pan American and South American
She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...
46π 2π
A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.
See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid
She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.
43π 5π
The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.
I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...
This is when a gentleman is masturbating / or just having a terrific orgasm, and shoots a massive load a much farther distance than expected, and said load, thought to have never existed, is discovered at a later point in time.
I thought I cleaned it all up after I was finished crankin' my tackle, but I got the November Surprise when I put my head on my pillow...
36π 1π
A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in hot water.
See also: South American and Baghdad Maid
This broad is amazing! After I came she got me a pan american.
42π 4π
This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.
Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...
42π 6π
This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.
Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.