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hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.

Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.

by Boggler December 8, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by Boggler March 19, 2005

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


myspace monkey

(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.

2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".

The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.

by Boggler July 21, 2006

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


rimshot

action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.

There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.

by Boggler March 4, 2004

85πŸ‘ 275πŸ‘Ž


McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by Boggler June 30, 2019


Def and Dumb

A person that appears to be cool, but not that bright or smart.

Joe is a nice guy. he is hip, but you ask him one question about something complex, he doesn't understand. He's Def and Dumb.

by Boggler July 22, 2019


Cacaphony

Cacaphony. (n) . Fake poo, the rubber type seen in gag gift shops.

Oh boy did john fool me good he left a big brown blob on the front porch and I immediately thought it was real. It was just a pile of Cacaphony.

by Boggler April 12, 2023