Deja Poo

That strange feeling that you've been through the same, horrible shit before.

Oh man. Another traffic jam. Deja Poo.

ProLifeEration

(n). The cumulative advertisements for Pro Life, anti-abortion
viewpoints, found in the forms of bumper stickers on back of cars, billboards near churches, posters on bulletin boards, etc.

I was driving in traffic when I pulled up behind a car full of ProLifeEration statements.

manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

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Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

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bra braille

(n). Nipples protruding through a woman's shirt, blouse, swimsuit or other undergarment, esp. when working out or on a hot day.

Hey mike, did you get a load of that bra braille that just walked past us? Wow.

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neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.

testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

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