A French clunge. For those for whom the word 'clunge' is just too graphic, this spelling and pronunciation give the word a whole new sophistication. (Created by my six-year-old daughter who started learning French - and slang words for human bits - this year.)
J'ai mal a la clonge. (I've got clunge-ache.)
Mummy has a hairy clonge.
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