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A synonym for legs, especially when referring to them in a sexual way.
Made famous by the line in the Rick Springfield song JessieΓ’ΒΒs Girl, "He's holding her anus arms late, late at night."
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The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
Similar to the shy bladder, this is the inability to defecate while other people are nearby.
I sat on the toilet in the bathroom stall at work for an unproductive hour not because I was constipated, but because I have a shy colon and other people kept coming in.
To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.
I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.
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Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.
I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.
Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
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A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
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