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Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: âAsked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.â
Bloke 2: âAhh the old Trench Surgery didnât go as planned hey?â
The male act of urinating without the assistance of the individuals hands
Guy 1: Just took a piss without any hands.
Guy 2: Nothing like a No Scope to wake you up in the morning.
When your girlfriend comes over with two plats in her hair, going down the sides, and while having sex in doggy, you grab these and hold them as if you are on a motorcycle. You then light her pubes and your head on fire and scream âI am a servant of the devilâ
Girlfriend: Ah I made platsjust for you and Iâm a rogue demon
Me: Ah, get ready for the ghost rider to cleanse you
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