jealousy crush

Similar to a man/girl crush. When you become obsessed with someone of the same sex because they are cooler/prettier/sexier than you. You don't acually fancy them you just obsess over them in a jealous way.

Girl: "I totally have a jealousy crush on Megan Fox, she's soooo pretty!"

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hard candy

Internet slang for an under-age girl.

Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"

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wtfarl

like wtf, but better

- "i totally got together with tim last night!"
- "OMG! WTFARL??"

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