Jaydendaleyaphobia

a very reasonable and perfectly normal fear of Jayden.

Bob: Oh god anything but Jayden

Steve: Sounds like you've got Jaydendaleyaphobia

Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.

Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

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American Bastardo

A rich fucker that acts like they’re in England to assert and brag about the pure piles of cash they have lying around, and the 50 pound notes they wipe their asses with.

Lacey: “Anyone going out today?”
Hattie: “Yeah man, i’ll head over soon”
Oliver: “Your in America you american bastardo”