brachioprotic eroticism

A form of deep fisting, in which the enter arm enters the anus.

Grampa is always showing how much gramma loves her brachioprotic eroticism.

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duck butter

The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Better known as santorum.

After I finished your mom last night, her duck butter stained the sheets.

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hanky code

Wearing a colored hanky to identify sexual preferences within leather, or BDSM community. The color dictates your interest(s).

Black: Paingames, Whipping

Dark Blue: Fucking

Brown: Shit

Grey: Bondage

Red: Fisting

White: Wanking

Yellow: Piss

Which pocket is also important: left = top, right = bottom

Mike: Hey Jimmy, why does Paulie have a red hanky in his right pocket?

Jimmy: Oh that? He just wants some guy to stick his fist in his ass. That's his hanky code.

Mike: Well why do you have a brown one in your left pocket?

Jimmy: Go away.

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