SARA

SARA is an acronym used in accident and emergency departments at hostpitals.
It stands for Sexual Activity Related Accident.

Nurse 1: Did you see the SARA in A&E this morning?

Nurse 2: Yep, how someone gets a tin of special brew up their anus is beyond me.

Nurse 3: Did you see yesterdays SARA? He had a curly phone cord shoved so far up his penis it was tangled in his bladder!

Nurse 1: We had one in last week who was masturbating with gritty swarfega as a lube, that was a truly messy SARA.

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