Smoker's Cough

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.

That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.

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Asian Food Truck

When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming “give me order!”

How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.

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Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.