Spursy

Being, becoming, soon to become part of, something f*cking brilliant.

synonyms: skill, shit-hot, awesome, ‘Pochy’, goal!, AlliAlliAlli-OiOiOi, hurriKane, tic-tac, family, fitness, youth, beautiful, support, tight, stamina, Pochettino

antonyms: Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham, crap, dull, ugly, old, boring, cocky, shit-red, cheap-blue, dirty-claret, Wenger

“Your handsome flare, talent, ridiculous skill and passion for the game is very Spursy.”

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Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'