Republican

1. One who creates plans to put money into the pockets of his fellow Republicans.
2. One who cannot spell (see the anti-Democratic definitions) nor pronounce any word the highly educated man can.
3. Cheats the election by having the ballots in his brother's territory be misleading.
4. Creates color-coded scales to let the Americans think they know what is going on.
5. Goes to war with countries because their father didn't.

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wild turkey

A very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.

I jumped when I saw a wild turkey stare at me.

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