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a woman who has reached an age where she is beginning to show signs of wear and tear and, knowing this, seeks refuge in marriage, therefore spending a lot of time dressing her mutton as lamb in order to secure herself a man.
"wow, those girls were so fresh only three years ago. did you see them tonight? The blonde one's wearing stilleto's to shape up her calves, the old boiler!"
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weather that is so cold that it "tightens the nuts" like a spanner.
it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.
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