Mannerheim

A chinese form of art.

I shall now paint a mannerheim.

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flick licker

cunnlingus

johnny's a flick licker

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Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.

Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.

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asskoala

A dangerous animal that lives in european forests.

Oh god, look! It's an asskoala!

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Frost Gheeman

The evil twin of Ghost Freeman.

I'm Frost muahahahah!!!!

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Levine

Someone with plastered with so many random ass tattoos that by all logic they should look trashy, but they’re so chiseled and hot it’s somehow classy.

Man, I’d totally get my right pec inked cherub but idk if I can pull off a Levine

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fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

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