death to all kittens

A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."

Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!

24👍 11👎

death sport

A sport in which somebody dies as a part of the game. Points are either scored by some bodies' death or there is a high chance of death by competitors. The concept originates from films like "Rollerball" (An awesome '70s film that had a god awful remake) and "Death Race 2000" (Another awesome '70s film with a god awful remake currently in development) Often associated with dystopian futures and fascist governments.

If reality television continues to get anymore exploitive, we'll be watching death sports on TV.

5👍 2👎