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When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes
Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer
When a guy tbags his girlfriend then finishes her off with a facial
Husband: Hey honey lets go to Starfucks
Wife: I'll order the chai latte
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when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)
Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans
78👍 87👎